These killers are called smokers, a vigilante gang of polluting pirates.

It just so happens that many inhabitants of Waterworld would kill to find this map to paradise. Tattooed on her back is an ancient map, rumored to bear direction to dryland, a mythical island with lots of trees and freshwater. He is soon rescued by a lovely woman named Helen, who demands from him passage out of the junk yard village with a girl in her care named Enola who appears to have knowledge of another world and paints figures of strange creatures (horses) and trees. Kevin Costner portrays the mariner who is taken captive and discovered to be a “mutant.” He has webbed toes and gills behind his ears. But, more importantly, from the stalls it's swiftly apparent that, Kevin Costner, the boy swum well.WATERWORLD is set on a post-apocalyptic earth where the polar ice caps have melted, cities are left underwater and junk yard atolls and blood-thirsty nomads float atop. Is the money up there on screen? Well, Universal did make their cash back.

Though, paradoxically, the best section of the film - the scenes on the trimaran - are also the least extravagant. With water, water everywhere, the illusion of being (literally) all at sea is sustained throughout and the spectacular stunts (most notably a flying jet ski attack), and the sets themselves (like a huge floating pre-fab atoll), are a fair indication of where the odd bob or two was spent. Hopper, of course, can always be replied upon for scenery chewing, and his off-the-peg baddie certainly makes up for the lack of flamboyance in Costner's unsympathetic hero.

This, it transpires, is a good enough reason for arch villain Deacon (Hopper) and his band of marauding 'smokers' (so-called because they're fond of a tab or two) to set off in hot pursuit. One thing leading to another, he ends up sharing his quarters with the rather comely Helen (Tripplehorn) and a little girl Enola (Majorino) and it's off on a mission to seek terra firma, the mythic 'Dryland', its whereabouts detailed in a map tattooed on Enola's back. In a futuristic scenario where land has become submerged, Costner is the lone Mariner, who drifts on his trimaran, quaffing his own urine and swimming about like the Man From Atlantis with some curious flap-like gills stuck behind his ears. But, the bean counters at Universal apart, who cares? As for the real question - is it worth watching - rest assured this action adventure is certainly a cut above your average over-hyped threequel, a quite impressive feat of filmmaking in which director Reynolds has not only created a whole capsule world of, well, water, but thrown in some spectacular stunts and sets unlike anything seen before.

The weight of expectation on Fishtar, Kevin's Gate, Wet Max (take your pick), has meant you can almost smell the sadistic glee from those willing this $200 million bloater to turn belly-up.

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